awesomephilia:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

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are you calling me a spider

luficerr:

luficerr:

i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge

i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”

no i dont want to be remembered for this

unclefather:

i think my parents would yell at me if i died

illegalaustralien:

Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose?

Me:

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thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

"You are beautiful. Own it. Walk like your hips move mountains."
- unknown (via lalune7)